Archive for 2012

Who Wouldn't?

Guy #1: Hey, want to see a picture of a vibrator up a rectum?
Guy #2: Sure.

–Central Park, Sheep's Meadow


Ignorance Of TV Law Is No Excuse

Girl #1, talking about old tv shows: Ohmigod, did you ever watch that show?
Girl #2: Umm… No.
Girl #1, enthusiastically: Me neither!

–Bard High School Early College, Queens


Or, If We're Feeling Classier, Arby's?

20-something brother: Well, I'm hungry too, we can just go to a pub or something.
20-something sister: A pub?! Ugh… Can't we go to a real place, like IHOP?

–W 34th St

Overheard by: Phil