Archive for 2012

It's So Cute That You Think Brooklyn Is Part Of NY

Man: No, you're a hipster!
Hipster chick: No I'm not!
Man: Yes you are! I've decided, anyone who moves to New York and wasn't born in New York is a hipster–using up my resources!
Hipster chick: (giggles)

–Williamsburg, Brooklyn

Overheard by: Kris

We Heart This Lady

Foreign lubavitcher offering hanukkah menorahs and candles: Jew? Jew? Jew?
Middle-aged lady in a hurry: No thanks, I've already got one.

–82nd & Broadway

Overheard by: Harriet Vane

Why You Guys Always Gotta Ride Me?

(NYU hip kid in $2,000 bike grabs the seatpost of passing messenger's bike, attempting to get a hand accelerating)
: What the fuck are you doing?

NYU hip kid: Tough city man, we gotta stick together!
Messenger: We? (laughs)

–MacDougal & W4th

Overheard by: Nick

Wouldn't You Like to Know?

Asian tourist: Sir, is it true that New Yorkers have the nasty habit of answering a question with another question?
Queens old timer: Who told you that?

–Times Square

Overheard by: August C. Fernando

I'm a Lucky Gal

Guy, pointing to Empire State Building: Blue, baby!
Girl: (smiles and shrugs)
Guy: I bet you don't even know why it's blue. That's because you are not a New Yorker and you're only here to get drunk and get your vag pounded!
Girl: (looks at him and smiles)

–Madison Square Park

Wouldn't Mind Creating Some Covalent Bonds with Her!

Student #1: Dude, our chemistry TA is so hot.
Student #2: Agreed. I have to hide my boner with my lab notebook.
Student #1: I knocked over a test tube with mine.

–Madison Square Garden

Overheard by: James Hancock