Brunette with heavy Brooklyn accent: Ever since my hair caught on fire last year, Easter makes me nervous.
–St. Nicholas Greek Orthodox Church, 65th St
Young woman on cell: Great! If the car is on fire above ground, you should be totally fine!
–Think Coffee, Bowery & Bleecker
Man: Yo, you gotta match? Gotta match? Give you a dolla for a match. No match? This used to be fucking Bay Ridge. What the fuck.
–Bay Ridge Ave
Guy to another: You know, man, when I was a kid I always wondered why firemen had axes. I was like, you can't chop down a fire right?
Overheard by: Wes
Conductor: Ladies and gentlemen, due to signal problems, a sick passenger, a track fire, and the weather, we are experiencing delays.
–Downtown 6 Train
Overheard by: Which came first?