Indie girl: Defeatism is my Friendster. –2nd Avenue Overheard by: Sparkle Shortz
Woman: Where is Georgia anyway?
Her brother: It’s a state.
Woman: I know, but where is it?
Her brother: Down south somewhere. –Newark Airport Overheard by: Coffee
A guy and a girl are standing next to each other, waiting to cross the street. She’s wearing a winter jacket, scarf and hat.
Guy: You’re in trouble.
Guy: What the fuck are you going to do when it gets cold? –Times Square Overheard by: Anna Ryan
Chick: Oh my God! I forgot I was in New York! –Astor Place
Hobo: I never should have left Kansas City. –85th between 2nd & 3rd
Hipster Art Guy #1: I’m working conceptually.
Hipster Art Guy #2: Cool. How’s that going? –Chelsea Overheard by: Magpie
Columbia student #1: Would you like a free cookie from the Columbia anti-Socialist club?
Columbia student #2: Shouldn’t that be “earn a cookie”? –Morningside Heights Overheard by: Mary Phillips-Sandy
Guy: Susan, you know you are limited to only wine and beer… –Water St. Overheard by: Johnny Drongo
Woman: I ain’t havin’ no more babies out of wedlock. I mean I only got this one here but that’s it. He better put a ring on my finger if he want another one. –Ave B and 6th St.
Gay man: Have you ever smelled your ass, after you buttfuck? –18th & 6th Overheard by: Dana