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Sophie Pulls a Dubya
Lady following running friend: You're going the wrong way!
Runner: So?! [Continues running.]
--Near Sidewalk Café
I Wonder If She'd Be Soft to Sit On
Rider #1: Damn, this bike seat is uncomfortable.
Rider #2: Damn, that VS model is hot.
Rider #1: Shit, my yoddle feels like it's skewered like a lamb chop.
Rider #2: I wonder if she'll agree to be my next wife...
--42nd & 6th
He Pulled His Hamstring Nearing Hawaii
Girl: ...so you injured your knee running cross-country?
Guy: Yeah, right before the season starts, too...
Girl: So how long did it take you to run across the country?
--F train
Just Practicing for a Future Prison Sentence
Meathead #1: Dude, you saw Mitzo was found "Not Guilty" of child molestation, right?
Meathead #2: Yeah I did. Have you talked to him?
Meathead #1: Yeah, we were doing high-fives over some little girl's back while we sodomized her.
--Victor's Gym, Sherman Avenue
Overheard by: jermaine propane
Don't Embarrass Me, Okay?
Mom: So, is Alex Rodriguez black or Hispanic?
Boy: He's married.
--Yankee Stadium
Overheard by: Bobby
To Solve a Mystery, Nancy Drew and the Volleyball Team Go Undercover. Sort Of.
Girl #1: Oh my God, we are all wearing the same shirts!
Girl #2: We are all in the volleyball team.
Girl #3: Shut up.
--L train
Overheard by: Karen
Mexicans by Osmosis Are One of the Most Pressing Immigration Issues
Big black dude #1: You want to leave all the white women to me? That's fine.
Big black dude #2: Oh, [laughs], I don't have a problem getting white women. I'm half Indian and half Puerto Rican. I got that Boricua thing going.
Big black dude #1: Oh, shit. Well, I got Mexican in my family...
Smaller black dude: You part Mexican? Where were you born?
Big black dude #1: Well, I was born in Haiti, but I grew up in the Bronx, and my uncle recently married a Mexican.
--Changing room, Church St Boxing gym, Church & Park
"Come back to my unlit basement and I'll show you."
Lifeguard guy: Did you hear about the guy who stepped on the butcher knife?
Boy: Did you save him?
--Coney Island
Overheard by: Lise
