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New York Agrees: Wednesday One-Liners Are the People's Choice
Hobo: All Democrats must dye their hair pink! All Democrats must dye their hair pink. Pink is the color of pussies! Therefore, all Democrats are pussies!
--16th & 8th
Overheard by: My hair isn't pink and I'm voting for Spitzer
Man having trouble with the levers on his voting machine: Wait, I know what the problem is...I'm a Republican!
--Carroll Gardens
Overheard by: Not a Republican
Young fireman to conspiracy nut: You liberal bastard. I hope you die
in a fire. Motherfucker.
--Ground Zero
Overheard by: Jeremy C.
Hobo walking in the rain, yelling: All Democrats are Al Sharpton cock-suckers! The only question is do they spit or swallow the cum!
--12th St & 5th Ave
Putting the DNC Back in Dancing
Guy: Are you more of a Democrat or a Republican?
Girl: Hmm. That's a tough one. It's like being in West Side Story.
--Tennessee Mountain, SoHo
For a Pre-Marital Look at a Pussy
Woman: Her parents are Republicans! They must be! I knew that I would eventually become a target of the Republican conspiracy.
Man: Why do you say that?
Woman: Don't you see? They're obviously trying to turn our son against us by taking him out of the country.
Man: If they're Republicans, why would they be bringing him to France?
--Cobble Hill
That Makes Judah Benjamin the First Neocon
Girl: Independence Day? I don't believe people are celebrating it this year, what with the war and everything!
Guy: Yeah...
Girl: I mean people want to celebrate like everything is fine, while we have the worst President ever in office fucking everything up!
Guy: I wouldn't say that...
Girl: What? How can you say that? Name another President who has done more to fuck up this country?
Guy: Well, we will always have Jefferson Davis.
--Park Slope
Nobody Voted For Lex, Though
In Superman Returns, Lex Luthor is explaining his plans for attaining huge amounts of land, power, and wealth at the expense of billions of people's lives.
Man, shouting: George Bush!
--Magic Johnson/AMC Theater, 124th St.
Overheard by: S
Readers: Answer This Overheard Question
Man: What do you give a 16 year old Republican besides a kick in the teeth?
--Barnes & Nobles, Park Slope
