Archive for the ‘Ahhh! Real New Yorkers’ Category

Unwanted Foreigners

Cashier: Here’s your receipt. Have a nice day.
Customer: Thanks. Do you know how hard it is to get a taxi around here?
Cashier: Well, you are in Midtown Manhattan, so it’s pretty easy.
Customer: Thanks.
Cashier: Where are you from?
Customer: Staten Island.
Cashier, under breath: Figures… –J. Crew, Rockefeller Center Overheard by: Al

A Lovin’ Spoonful of Wednesday One-Liners

Little boy: I love Manhattan! I love Tic-Tacs! –Brooklyn Heights Wife to husband: No wonder your eyebrows are making love! –47th & 5th Overheard by: anon Biotech to texting friend: Now we’ll see how much he cares about you. I love testing people! –23rd Ave, Astoria Overheard by: sara n. Gleeful hobo rubbing stubble beard: I love my beard! Mmmm, I love you. –93rd & Broadway Overheard by: punkee Queer on cell: I don’t want love handles on love day! –Lafayette & Astor Woman on cell: Happy Valentine’s Day… Do you still love me, or do you hate me now? –Hudson St Overheard by: lilli