Archive for the ‘Anorexic’ Category

“So That’s What I Ate for Wednesday One-Liner.”

Skinny, attractive 20-something: Yeah, that’s totally my plan: Get completely smashed every night, eat tons of eggs, then barf them all up. –E. 84th b/w 1st & York Overheard by: Holds her Liquor (and her eggs) Woman in bus on cell: George? George, you there? Oh okay, I’m on my way to the shrink’s office so I can only talk for a little while. Oh no, I’m still not feeling better, I was up all night vomiting like crazy and I’m still ridiculously gassy. Good lord, I should go to a doctor because I also have constant diarrhea. Oh George… –M66 Bus Overheard by: Stephanie Drunk guy: It was incredible. He puked and then he just disappeared. I’ve never seen anything like it. He was like the Criss Angel of puking. –Outside Lombardi’s Overheard by: Rich Girl stumbling back from the bathroom: You guys, we have to leave because I threw up all over the floor and someone saw me. –Horus NYU undergrad: So we were going to have an intervention for her, but when we went to her room, she wasn’t there. So instead we wrote on her laptop, "I’m a douche, I drink too much and throw up." –8th & University