Girl: …so you injured your knee running cross-country?
Guy: Yeah, right before the season starts, too…
Girl: So how long did it take you to run across the country?
–F train
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Just Practicing for a Future Prison Sentence
Meathead #1: Dude, you saw Mitzo was found “Not Guilty” of child molestation, right?
Meathead #2: Yeah I did. Have you talked to him?
Meathead #1: Yeah, we were doing high-fives over some little girl’s back while we sodomized her.
–Victor’s Gym, Sherman Avenue
Overheard by: jermaine propane