Angry Girl: And she wrote it on her Live Journal! –14th St. & 1st Overheard by: Tibbie X
Archive for the ‘Bimbettes’ Category
Go Back to NYU and, Like, Kill Yourself
Chick: Hey, come look at this, like, book! –Barnes & Noble, Union Square
Yes we know you do
Young Upper East Sider woman: “And I told her, I want to be a princess!” In front of Normandie Court
“Really? I’ll go get my shovel!”
Girl #1: I love Kurt Cobain. I so would have had sex with him.
Girl #2: That’s like #60 in a long line of dead celebrities you would have had sex with. You’re such a slut!
Girl #1: No, see, you can have sex with as many dead celebrities as you want and not be a whore. It’s the rules.
–Barnes & Noble, Union Square
Let’s Cross That Bridge When You Come On It
Teen Girl: It’s a good thing Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt broke up because I am so going to do him when I meet him. If he is with Angelina Jolie that is even better because I would totally do her too. I would definitely do both of them! –Staten Island Mall
A Downtown Scene
Woman #1: I think we should beat him up.
Woman #2: I’m a Muslim Buddhist Jew. I don’t wanna listen to his Christian rock!
Woman #3: Hee hee…yeah!
–Financial District
If Not Dick, Then Dictionaries
Woman: If I don’t find a guy I want to date within the next year, then I’m going back to school. –B3 Restaurant, Avenue B Overheard by: Laura Walker
Aloha to the Freak State
Shopgirl: You got to go to Hawaii for the summer? You’re so lucky!
Shopqueer: Not so lucky; I had to come back.
Shopgirl: At least you got to get out of the country.
–Urban Outfitters, Upper West Side
The Nipples Tasted Like Raisins
Blonde: I had to spend 10,000 fucking dollars to get my boobs fixed. They were, like, all puckered and withered. –43rd and Madison
Oh, Are They Getting Married?
Drunk Skank #1: …cause that’s what we’re celebrating.
Drunk Skank #2: What’re we celebrating?
Drunk Skank #1: The Bush/Cheney thing.
Drunk Skank #2: Oh yeah!
–49th and Broadway
Overheard by: Anne C.