Chick: Oh my God! I forgot I was in New York! –Astor Place
Girl: So did I kiss him goodnight? –St. Mark’s Place
A young woman wearing fairy wings, a tiara, and carrying noisemakers, is on her cell phone. Twit: No, I’m not going to get arrested, I have to work later. –RNC Protest Route
Girl #1: I love Kurt Cobain. I so would have had sex with him.
Girl #2: That’s like #60 in a long line of dead celebrities you would have had sex with. You’re such a slut!
Girl #1: No, see, you can have sex with as many dead celebrities as you want and not be a whore. It’s the rules. –Barnes & Noble, Union Square
Teen Girl: It’s a good thing Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt broke up because I am so going to do him when I meet him. If he is with Angelina Jolie that is even better because I would totally do her too. I would definitely do both of them! –Staten Island Mall
Woman #1: I think we should beat him up.
Woman #2: I’m a Muslim Buddhist Jew. I don’t wanna listen to his Christian rock!
Woman #3: Hee hee…yeah! –Financial District
Bimbo: I’d put on a sweater and baggy pants, and everyone would be like, “Wow, that’s so Margello!” –Ave A & 3rd St.
Woman #1: Have you ever been to this place?
Woman #2: Yeah, Irish bar. You know those motherfuckers can drink.
Woman #3: You can say that again.
Woman #1: I don’t usually hang out in Irish bars. Too rowdy for me.
Woman #3: C’mon on, you’ll like it. Besides, the bartender is cute.
Woman #2: This chick I know fucked him but he is lousy in the sack. The only reason she banged him was because he’s good-looking and she gets free drinks.
Woman #1: Too bad the good-looking ones are always dumb and suck. If he’s that good-looking I’d fuck him too. Drinks in this fucking city are expensive as hell. Why not? Let’s see what your friend is talking about. –44th & 8th
Bimbo #1: So can she work and stuff?
Bimbo #2: I don’t know. She’s going to these meetings…
Bimbo #1: Oh, you mean like coping classes and stuff? –6 train
Angry Girl: And she wrote it on her Live Journal! –14th St. & 1st Overheard by: Tibbie X