Archive for the ‘Blue-collar workers’ Category

Not “I'll Fuck You” Good, But Good Nonetheless

Construction worker #1 to hot girl: Damn baby, did it hurt? You know, when you fell from heaven?
Hot girl: (looks back and rolls her eyes)
Construction worker #2: Your name must be Candy 'cause you look so sweet!
Hot girl: (looks back and rolls her eyes again, laughing a little)
Construction worker #3: Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
Hot girl (laughs hysterically): That's gotta be the best I've ever heard! –65th & Broadway Overheard by: Right to the point. Nice.

Wednesday One-Liners Are Out the Door Before the Condom Comes Off

Building worker on cell: Like her? No, I don’t like her. I have to like every girl that I bone? Terrible? Why is that terrible? –52nd St & 6th Ave Overheard by: blatto Guy on cell: I’m looking for someone to, excuse my language, fuck, not just have sex with. –Manhattan Ave Overheard by: Jason Eurotrash: So then I felt bad because he couldn’t guess who I was and so I gave him a hint. I told him I would meet him at six o’clock at the motel, because you know, that was like our place! –34th St & 5th Ave Guy: You sleep with them once and they expect you to bring your toothbrush and loofa over the next time. –Tad’s Montana Overheard by: Mishen Girl on cell: Remember how I was talking to that guy in London? Well, he’s coming to visit for five days. Yeah, it’s gonna be fun. I’ve decided, after he leaves, I’m not going to talk to him anymore. What’s the point? It’s not even a relationship, it’s a pseudo-relationship. You fight and get mad and what for? I’m not moving to London, he’s not moving to New York. Yeah, so we’ll have fun, and then when he leaves, I just won’t talk to him anymore. How is that shady? –N train, Astoria Overheard by: MissPinkKate Girl: Yeah, I feel like I’m bangin’ the whole world! –Columbus Circle subway exit

“It's a Small Wednesday One-Liner After All”

College girl: Yeah, the worst part about Africa was that we, like, didn't go out! –Starbucks Overheard by: Noemi Shabby-looking blue collar mom to distinguished older Indian woman: Ohhh! I have always wanted to go to Bollywood! I love East Africa and Asia! I wanted to buy a bonsai tree, but they are way too expensive. –5 Train 20-something, looking at Washington arch: There was something like this in France. –Washington Square Park Overheard by: M Guy on cell: I swear I didn't have sex with her when I was in Norway. –Lower East Side

Wednesday Out-Liners

Cop to others, coming out of bodega: I was into fucking rainbows even before the gays. –Bedford & S 3rd Overheard by: Rocky Tall blue-collar guy to short blue-collar guy: So, how did your date with that guy go? Did you get any action? –Broadway Guy on cell: I still don't see how being a dude and preferring other dudes sexually makes me gay. –Q Train Hipster on cell: This isn't gay, it's revenge! –Ave C & 7th St Guy to friends, matter of factly: So apparently he went there for drugs and/or homosexual sex. –Rockefeller Center 30-something woman to another: Because she's gay, does that mean I need to pay for everything? –Central Park Overheard by: Tom Guest