Archive for the ‘Blue-collar workers’ Category

I Think I Saw This Short at the Cannes Film Festival

Blue collar guy to random guy holding a musical instrument: I wish I had a harpsichord. I'd put on an old fashioned movie and play it in the dark. You wouldn't even need a drink!
Musical guy: A drink wouldn't hurt.
Blue collar guy: No, it wouldn't. (takes a bottle of rum out of his pocket and takes a swig) –N Train Overheard by: Pretending to listen to her music

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6'6" construction worker with another, to Applebee's host: For two, somewhere really romantic. –Applebee's, 50th St Construction worker with Staten Island accent: Chick's like a fuckin' black widow, like, she gets you all swollen up and then just leaves you to fuckin' die. –47th & 6th Overheard by: need a tissue? Construction worker to friend: That guy's got a job at fuckin' fudge pack city! –33rd & 6th Overheard by: EthanK Black construction worker to girl on street: Giiiiiirl, you lookin' good. (to orthodox boys) See, it's that easy. –Near Edward R Murrow High School Construction worker on scaffolding, yelling to another: Look! It's a bird! No! It's a plane! No! It's my cock! –Driggs & N 12th, Greenpoint Overheard by: Rebecca

Wednesday One-Liners for Joe the Plumber

Glum construction worker, singing slowly: We will…we will…not get paid. –Caton Place Overheard by: Cottonfluff Hardhat to another: You got a rash on yo ass, know what I'm sayin? –12th St & 3rd Ave Overheard by: j Construction worker to friends, watching girl in a bubble dress walk down the street: Damn, yo, I hate those skirts, yo. That's the stupidest shit I ever seen. –13th St & 5th Ave Construction worker to group of girls walking past, carrying food bags: Want to grab lunch?
(girls ignore him) Dinner? Breakfast? (girls continue to ignore him, so he yells at them) Just a snack, then? –Prince Street Overheard by: Courtney Messer Eastern European construction worker to pigeon: You! Yes, hey you! Eat this! Is good for you! Will put hair on your balls! Yes, eat, eat! –23rd & 1st Overheard by: Becka Dash

From the Bob the Builder Blooper Reel

(construction man #1 is peeing at the urinal. Construction man #2 is inside a stall)
Construction man #2: This is the place where all the dicks hang out, eh? Haha.
Construction man #1: Do these things flush by themselves, then?
Construction man #2: Yeah, man, you're taking a shit and you don't even get to see the turd sitting there.
Construction man #1: Whoosh!
Construction man #2: It just gets sucked away. You don't get to see the tapeworms, or whatever freaky crap is in there this time. –Basement, NYU Tisch Film School Overheard by: Knoll