Mom: Do you know that she got into Brooklyn University? They must let everyone in there.
Dad: Brooklyn University?
Mom: Um, or maybe Long Island University? Or maybe Brooklyn University in Long Island?
–Shun Lee Cafe, West 65th Street
Archive for the ‘Brooklyn College’ Category
Fred Schneider Found It
Chick: Professor, Dr. Roberts is looking for you.
Professor lady: No, she’s looking for the lobster.
–Fordham University, Lincoln Center
Overheard by: Procrastinatrix