Police car megaphone: Attention: The driver of the minivan is terrible.
–Ludlow & Stanton
Girl on phone: Now, drive safe and don’t drop the soap!
–NYU Kimmel Center, Washington Square South
Young boy: Man, I’m as tired as a used car salesman.
Overheard by: DFlan
Man on cell: So, are you saying you crashed the car into the camel or the camel into the car?
–27th & 7th
Tall guy: … And he would not get out of my trunk! And we was on our way to the game! I was like, ‘Son, close that door. Respect the Hyundai!’
Overheard by: Micaela
Chick: … And I said to him, ‘After this presentation I want to go to the hospital, because I got hit by a car.’ And he said, ‘Oh, yeah? You look kind of skanky. You should go now.’
–Court & Schermerhorn St
JAP on phone: A woman lives in my dashboard! In my car! A woman lives in my dashboard!