Woman, texting: How do you pluralize "uterus"?
Overheard by: DramaPirate
Kids entertainer, singing: Do you know what a co-creator is? To create is to make something, and when you co-create, you do it together…
–Kindergarten party, Williamsburg
Cashier with cookbook: It's got a table of continents so you can see what's in it!
–Department Store, 225th St
Overheard by: Rose Fox
Student: I just love adding "izzle" to the end of words.
Coworker: UPS didn't have the tracking information at first, but then they found it… Good thing, because I was about to blow a casket.