Ethan Hawke: Man, everybody’s fat. –Employees Only, Hudson St Overheard by: molly Guy on cell: But you’re not fat in America! –Ozzie’s Coffee III, 5th Ave, Park Slope
Eva Amurri to hipster companion: My father was telling me the dangers of aspartame — you know the stuff in Diet Coke? It’s like a sugar. It was once registered as a chemical weapon.
Hipster companion: Yeah?
Eva Amurri: If there is any way to become a superhero, it has to be by drinking Diet Coke.
Eva Amurri to hipster companion: I can’t remember how it ends… If he dies in a war or if Gatsby gets in a car crash, but he loves Daisy.
Eva Amurri: Pasties are Band-Aids that only cover your nipples. –Acela train leaving Penn Station Overheard by: could you maybe namedrop your mom less, Miss Top-Volume-At-All-Times?
Guy on cell: Yeah, I spoke to Jack Black about it… right, yeah. I think he’ll do just about anything at this point. [pause] Jack Black. Jack Black. [pause] Oh, Jack White. Jack Black is the comedian. Yeah. –Starbucks, 51st & Broadway Overheard by: Jim
Guy: The thing about Cronenberg is that you have to appreciate him in
context to what he does…which is often unappreciable. –Belmont Lounge, East 15th Street
Hobo: Spare some change for the leprechaun? I just need four dollars to get back over the rainbow. –1 train
Girl on cell: Oh my God, I am like so uncoherent today. –Washington Square Park Overheard by: Athens Mol
Chris Noth: I talked to her for 10 minutes and figured out she was crazy. –15th & Irving Overheard by: Ameha Beyene
Chick on cell: It’s a long story involving a lot of urine, but the gist of it is, we can’t use that refrigerator ever again. –Madison Square Garden ladies’ room
Chick: I’d do you.
Kevin Smith: No, you wouldn’t. Not even if you were stoned and drunk. –Jacob Javits Center Overheard by: Heather
Guy: Why are you wearing tuxedo pants?
Jon Stewart: I want to raise my baby formally. It’s black tie in the
house. –Daily Show studios, 51st & 11th Overheard by: Jess McGins