Chick on cell: It’s a long story involving a lot of urine, but the gist of it is, we can’t use that refrigerator ever again. –Madison Square Garden ladies’ room
Chick: Are you Jon Lovitz?
Jon Lovitz: Jealous? –Union Square
Mark Riley: We only got two rubbers? What’s up? The Overheard staff was on Air America Radio to tape an interview. A cell phone goes off. Our publisher checks his. Our editor checks his. The producer and the sound guy look at theirs. Mark Riley: Maybe it’s mine. Oh shit, it’s my wife! He picks up. Mark Riley on cell: …We’re filming I Love Lucy. What’s the problem? –Air America studios, 20th & 6th Overheard by: Thanks for having us!
Jason Mraz: I pride myself on trying to be a normal guy–
Girl in audience: Let’s have sex!
Jason Mraz: –See, that’s not normal. Hey, and since this is technically my place of work, isn’t that sexual harrassment? –Avery Fisher Hall, Lincoln Center Overheard by: Amelia Stanley