Archive for the ‘Celebrities Overheard’ Category

Wednesday One-liners Go Potty

Chick on cell: It’s a long story involving a lot of urine, but the gist of it is, we can’t use that refrigerator ever again. –Madison Square Garden ladies’ room

Overheard in the Studio

Mark Riley: We only got two rubbers? What’s up? The Overheard staff was on Air America Radio to tape an interview. A cell phone goes off. Our publisher checks his. Our editor checks his. The producer and the sound guy look at theirs. Mark Riley: Maybe it’s mine. Oh shit, it’s my wife! He picks up. Mark Riley on cell: …We’re filming I Love Lucy. What’s the problem? –Air America studios, 20th & 6th Overheard by: Thanks for having us!