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Not That There’s Anything Wrong With Wednesday-One-Liners

Girl: Someone just needs to push him off the gay cliff, ‘cuz he’s not jumpin!

–Varick &Vandam


Ghetto girl
: I seen Whoopie Goldberg’s daughter! She a lesbian, light-skinned, and she bad!


–9th Ave & 16th St

Overheard by: david hyman


Darrell Hammond
: It’s only queer if you’re on the bottom.


–Fordham

Overheard by: Jess McGins


Angry man on cell
: This is exactly why I don’t date bisexual guys!


–3rd Ave & 9th St


Girl on cell
: I still don’t get why you dumped him. Just ’cause you’re a lesbian and he’s got that thing for unicorns doesn’t mean you wouldn’t have been cute together.


–2nd & A


Thug
: So I was eating that bitch out, and yo, yo, she told me that she was a lez…A lesbian yo! A lesbian!


–Manhattan Ave & 103rd St

Overheard by: Carol – walking slowly so as to hear the rest


Queer
: My friend Carol has been dating gay guys for years and fails to realize it until it’s too late!


–Jamaica Ave and 150th St

Overheard by: Rodney-Rod


Wednesday One-Liners Always Thought Slim Goodbody Was Hot

Woman: You better get that uvula home soon!

–Brooklyn bound F train

Overheard by: PoisonIvy Cracked-Out queer, holding US Weekly: Mmmmmm, Ashlee lookin’ good! You know why? Whole lotta crack in her belly!

–1 train Guy: So they took out my spleen and rummaged through my internal organs…

–1 train

Overheard by: sara n. Woman on cell: I can’t believe it; your brain muscle must be telepathetic or something!

–18th & Park

Overheard by: edward Vendor: What if they test it and find that it’s from his ear?!

–Wooster & Broome Professor: My favorite magazine is one for undertakers. It’s called Caskets and Sunnyside. You can order ears. Right ears, left ears; there’s a market for them. –Fordham Overheard by: Jess McGins Chick on cell: Wait, your uterus is what? What? Your uterus is what?! I’m on the street. I can’t hear–Oh, tilted! That’s totally fucked up. I’m sorry. –23rd & 6th