Archive for the ‘Circumcision’ Category

Wednesday One-liners: The Next Generation

Thug: I need a girl who’s responsible and don’t got no kids. –40th & 5th Dude: Are we talking about the truth now? The truth is that you’re scared that she’s going to take your son away from you! –27th Street office Black guy on cell: Yeah, it was actually all right. We were both circumcised. –Union Square greenmarket Overheard by: Lisa Ramaci

The City Has Something for Everyone

Large black girl: Damn, elephant dicks is so disgusting! I don't want no uncircumcised dicks! (to white guy walking by) I know you is circumcised, baby!
White guy (without slowing down): Long and cut.
Large black girl: Damn! I want me a dick like that! –Outside Veniero's, 11th St Overheard by: Just here for coffee

Wednesday One-Liners: Bigger, Longer, Uncut

Guy: And I was thinking how lucky I was not to have had a bris. That guy had like eight of them! –Thai Restaurant Overheard by: sara swank Girl: Wait, are you circumcised? In the penis? –Wicked Monk, 86th St & 5th Ave Overheard by: christine Beautiful Latina: But my dad getting circumcised at 57 wasn’t even the funniest thing! –Dallas BBQ, Upper West Side Overheard by: Ladle Teen on cell: So, they were going to uncircumcise it? –Flatbush Ave & 7th Ave, Brooklyn Teen girl: Oh my god, my circumcised hot dog! –The Summit School Overheard by: Michael CVS employee on cell: Yo, that nigga be gangsta son, he be gangsta. That nigga be circumcised, he all "what?" that nigga fall down, he be "waah, waah" then be be right back up playing an shit. Yeah, that nigga’s gangsta. –CVS, 30th Ave, Astoria Overheard by: Robyn

Um, Why?

Student #1, on Jewish circumcision: Isn’t it, like, they cut off your foreskin and put it on your head?
Student #2: Oh my god, that is so awesome! If you could get foreskin yarmulkes, I would totally become Jewish. –NYU