Archive for the ‘Cocaine’ Category

The Astoria Poster-Children Were Fired Shortly Thereafter

Young punk #1: Where's the fucking n train? Can we get NRW in this shit… (pause) So my friend was all coked out and fucking this girl in the ass, then he totally lost it and started pissing right in her asshole.
Young punk #2: Woah…did she notice?
Young punk #1: Of course she noticed, he was pissing in her fucking asshole! (train arrives) Oh, sweet, it's the n!
Young punk #2: Yes! Astoria represent! –Union Square, Waiting for the NRW

Yup, in His Side Pocket

Hipster chick: … And then the cops came in and busted him for cocaine possession.
Old mom: Oh, goodness.
Hipster chick: Yeah, he totally didn’t have that much.
Old mom: Did he have an eight-ball? –66th & Park Overheard by: ashley

Wednesday One-Liners Carry Razor Blades and a Mirror

Thug on cell: Will I accept payment in what? In coke? Fuck no, I won’t accept an eight-ball as payment. No. No way, bitch, I don’t care how pure it is. Uh-uh, the only coke I do comes in five dollar rocks. I can’t afford to get hooked on that expensive shit. –49th & 7th Oveheard by: Prefers the expensive shit Drunk guy, to his date: The reason I’m buying all of this coke is so that we can fuck. –6th St, between 2nd & 3rd Ave Overheard by: Danielle Girl: Can you imagine saying your vows when you’re that coked up? –Remsen St, Brooklyn Heights Party girl: Oh my God, she took a picture of me one time while I was doing a line, and I was, like, so pissed! –Sheep’s Meadow, Central Park Dude: America runs on cocaine. –W Broadway Overheard by: ritajones Goth chick: I just want to buy some fucking groceries so we don’t spend all our money on coke. –Whole Foods, 14th St