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Wednesday One-liners Spell It “Aminals”

He Does His Best Thinking in the Laundromat

NYU boy #1: Dude, let’s go to Delaware. I’ve never been there — I didn’t even know it was a state until the quarter came out.
NYU boy #2: Oh yeah, you told me that. That was like last week.
NYU boy #1: Yeah, man. –University & Waverly Overheard by: a girl who’s ashamed to go to NYU sometimes

We Don’t Rave with Good Dancers

Chick: What are you doing this weekend?
Guy: I’m going to a passover rave.
Chick: What the hell is a passover rave?
Guy: That’s where we have a Seder, then drop ecstasy and go dancing.
Chick: That is so awesome. Can I come?
Guy: You’re not Jewish. –Waiting Room, Pacific College of Acupuncture Clinic Overheard by: Colleen

The Bell Tolls for Wednesday One-Liners

Chick on cell: I hope you fucking die! Die! … Well, not like now… but someday… like, when you’re eighty.. Okay, eighty-four. –NYU Overheard by: Kelly Student: … And I was all, ‘Dude, don’t touch my side of the cadaver!’ –Albert Einstein College of Medicine Overheard by: BuddyblueJD 15-year-old: Look! They’re dying because they suck! —The Bucket List showing, AMC Empire 25 20-ish chick: After I died, I hardly did anything. –45th & 3rd Overheard by: mkr Blonde to gal pals, on Heath Ledger: It just made me realize how real death is when even a celebrity can die! –25th & 1st