Archive for the ‘Computer’ Category

Wednesday One-Liners for Tara Reid

Girl on cell: I'll adopt it, the state gives you money for retarded kids. –48th & 6th Guy to friend, disdainfully: And she's always like, "I work with Down syndrome kids," at… computer camp or some shit. –4th St & 1st Ave Overheard by: Shannon Girl: I think he is sexually retarded. –5th Ave & 14th St Overheard by: Abdul Marcos Glitzed up Jersey girl to friends: I look so good right now, it's retarded. –Ladies Room, Penn Station Older man on cell: My dog has one of those retard vests, he can get into any restaurant in New York. –W 23rd St & 6th Ave

Plus I Had to Be Bedridden and Quarantined Every Time I Got My Period

Old woman with husband, reminiscing: When I was younger I had an art degree from Cooper Union, had a fantastic graphic design job. I had a great career going for myself. And then guess what happened.
20-something girl: You got married?
Old woman, shocked: No! How old do you think I am? That we're from the 1800s? (pause) Computers. That's what happened. –Times Square Overheard by: RCS

Wednesday One-Liners Are Just Browsing

Flamboyant foreigner: I changed my MySpace to say I like girls. –Washington Square Park Suit on cell: I'm gonna twitter my fucking ass off tonight. –City Hall Overheard by: Samantha Sharifi Girl on cell: Do they not have people in the US that follow the Blue Book? They have to get some guy from Oxford butt fuck to do it? It's so annoying. It's so annoying! Like, I want to take a strap on and fuck my computer. Well, not my computer, but the guy's computer, for having done this to me. –11th St & 5th Ave Middle aged African American woman to group of friends: I'm going on MySpace to comment that she abandoned her child! –8th Ave & 42nd St Businesswoman to friend: I just like having a family, you know? And you can't get that on Craigslist. –33rd St. Overheard by: Rio High school girl with iPod: Do you think this church has Wi-Fi? –St. Paul's Catholic Church

Plug-and-Play Wednesday One-Liners

Female tv & radio producer: I don't understand how women can have kids today when there are Blackberries. –Bloomberg Overheard by: Yalie09 Man to woman at bar: That's the beauty of freezers! –Bar, 13th St Woman, to nobody in particular: Excuse me, but does anyone know how to use a Blackberry? I just got it today. –Long Island Railroad Girl on cell: It's not my fault, it's the technology. –W Houston & Hudson St 14-year-old boy to mother: She spends hers on books, markers; on beads for her hair; I spent mine on this PDA to organize my life! –F Train Overheard by: ap.scigaj