Archive for the ‘Construction Guys’ Category

Wednesday Pick-Up-Liners

Guy, bumping into girlfriend as bus lurches: Sorry baby, that’s gravity. I can’t help it, I’m physically attracted to you. –M116 Bus Overheard by: I hate the bus Construction worker hitting on young girl: Hey baby, you are too cute to be so pretty! –Allen & East Houston Black bag seller to passerby: Hey sweetheart, you wanna buy a bag today? I’ll tell you what, you buy a bag and I’ll give you my number for free. –33rd & Broadway Man to teenage girls: Do you and your friends like to wrestle? I swear to god I could take you all. –Times Square Overheard by: yearbookie Homie to friends: They say in the old days you couldn’t even holler at a woman cause she wouldn’t answer you. –South Williamsburg Overheard by: DanielXY Homeless man to cute passerby: Nice knees. –Central Park

Caution: Wednesday One-Liners at Work

Hardhat: Walk in the walkway, people! It’s much safer! Watch out for the cabs! They hurt! –Broadway & Fulton Overheard by: Adam Nathan Chunky Mexican hardhat: I might not have a million dollars, but I got a big fat dick to put in her ass. –St. Patrick’s Cathedral Hardhat: Awright, look — after lunch, I’ll get you a grinder, and then we’re having a three-way, okay? –Barnard College Overheard by: Vicksburg Hardhat on cell: So, when you say you want to cheat, do you mean a one-time thing, or is this something you plan on doing again and again? –14th St, between 6th & 7th Ave Hardhat to another: Bitch, please! I asked for a pink soda! I’m not going to drink this shit! –10th & 3rd Overheard by: Veronika LaRocque