Archive for the ‘Coworkers’ Category

Acute Case of Wednesday One-Liners

Female coworker to another: You look so cute! I didn’t recognize you! –Hudson & Vandam Buff man carrying small, pink, frilly umbrella: I better not hear anyone call me cute. –Canal & Mulberry Overheard by: Courtney Messer Chick on cell: Mom, cute is a puppy dog. Cute is an Anne Geddes photo. Cute is not a 25-year-old guy fluent in sarcasm. Stop trying to set me up with him. –Hudson St Woman looking at Salvador Dali painting: That is so cute! –Guggenheim Museum Overheard by: Does she kill puppies for fun?

Wednesday One-Liners Are a Social Construct

Angry construction worker to befuddled construction worker: Don't look at me like that! Don't say that to me! Go home and fuck my wife, asshole! –Penn Station Overheard by: Jumana Construction working to another: Man, I need to get me a bi girlfriend. She'd be lovin' me, and I'd be lovin' her friends. –Columbus Circle Overheard by: Rich R. Construction worker, singing: If there's a skeeter on your Peter/whack it off! (claps twice) –Waverly Place & 5th Ave Overheard by: steph Tough construction worker, unloading van: Yo, I was up til like 2 am watchin' Scooby Doo Where Are You! –Humboldt & Withers Overheard by: francesca Construction worker, staring up at construction skyscraper: It's all twisted. It's going to come down. –Williams St Overheard by: Sonya