Hipster: Life is so… boring to me.
–Outside trendy hipster bar
Overheard by: J. Corner
Headline by: RL
Runners-Up:
· “God: Well, You See Jesus, I’m Kinda Glad You Said That Because…” – Sizzle
· “Obviously Hasn’t Tried the New “Coke Zero”" – Leary Blaine
· “That’s Why God Invented Firearms” – astanhope
· “The Sun Is Hot, Water Is Wet, And, Somewhere, a Hipster Is Bored. More at Eleven.” – map
· “Those Skinny Jeans Will Suffocate You Soon Enough” – Mowgli Allagash
· “Who Ordered the Ennui and Tonic?” – brian brinegar
· “You’re Not Exactly a Fireworks Extravaganza Yourself” – Katie Darling
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Archive for the ‘Depressed’ Category
Ordinarily I’d Add My Own Cheer
Barista: Soy latte coming up.
Monotone man: Will you make it with holiday cheer?
Barista: Uh… Okay, sure.
Monotone man: I’m a little tired today.
–Starbucks, 114th & Broadway
Someone Who Looked into the Abyss of What American Apparel Had to Offer
Chick #1: What’d you do today?
Chick #2: Contemplated suicide.
Chick #1: Who are you?
–American Apparel, Houston St
He Even Put It On His Resume
Guy #1: Tell me something exciting. I need to live vicariously. All I do is work.
Guy #2: In Paris, a criminal on rollerblades sucked my dick.
–Houston between 1st & 2nd
Overheard by: kevin redman
Dude, Your Pimp Hand is Mad Weak
Crying woman: You fucked her and then you fucked me.
Man: But baby, I knew it was wrong at the time!
–Central Park South
Overheard by: Lily