Blonde: At least if I die on the tram I won’t have to go to Disney World.
–Tram from Roosevelt Island
Overheard by: Laura
Woman on cell: That’s kind of surreal to go from Disneyland to Scientologists.
–53rd & 5th
Middle-aged nerd, pointing to the Cyclone: I’ve ridden it over a hundred times, and every time the whole time I’m like this [puts both arms up over head]. It’s considered, you know, the cool, fun way to ride if you can do it the whole time. Most people can’t.
Overheard by: Ace Montana
Old guy to two others: Over there is Brooklyn. Coney Island is there. It’s just like a Spanish Disney World.
–Vandam St & 6th Ave
Overheard by: Katie Dearest
Queer: So last night, me and my friend were being all catty and talking about our friend who got a really good job… I was really jealous and pissed, but then I realized — she may have an awesome job, but she’s never been to Disney World. Then I felt better about the whole situation.
Overheard by: Does Six Flags count?