Husband pushing carriage to wife: You're lucky I'm on my way to church right now, or I'd kill you. –Upper West Side Chick on cell: But the real question is, is he Catholic? And an insomniac? –113th & Broadway Overheard by: Poogins Sequined Australian drag queen: Well, I know an Antichrist religion when I see it. –2nd St & 2nd Ave Overheard by: Alisha Girl on phone: He told me he was raped by a Catholic priest when he was little, but like I don't believe him. –Butler Library, Columbia University Train conductor: 110th Street, Cathedral Parkway. There are churches here, you know. –1 Train Man to woman, after getting off cell phone: Ah, that was Nancy–booty call. She says I gotta get over there before she's got to go to church. –Q Train Overheard by: spygirl
Flagrantly homosexual Hispanic drag queen: So, I was like, lookin', and I realized what we been hearin' is true! And damnnnn, he looked hot.
Equally homosexual drag queen who unfortunately retained many masculine characteristics: What?! She's a man now?! –Outside Penn Station Overheard by: Kat
Tall female: Ohmigod, I can't wait for you to meet this guy!
Short black queen: You know what? You having a vagina isn't all that… My bu-gina is off the charts! –Carnival Club Overheard by: Antwon aka
Preppy girl: I wonder why celebrities do so many drugs.
Queen: Honey, you can only buy so much couture. –F Train
Drag queen: With an accent like that, I know you drink.
German: No, really, I dun't!
Drag queen: But then how can I take advantage of you if you're sober? –Lucky Cheng's
Disco-glam drag queen: It was! It was baby oil, and I knew it! –Rubulad, Bed-Stuy Overheard by: Katie Black drag queen in kimono: I'm a corn pone Southern faggot, we do not do yoga. –Tribeca Overheard by: Ryan K Hysterical Latina transvestite: My life is in my ass, mijo! –2 Train Overheard by: Jean Drag queen hooker to older lady staring at her: You so wish you could wear a onesie like me. –MTA
Older man: If you drank a thousand gallons of beer, and then took off your pants… –79th & West End Girl to guy with beavers on pants: Excuse me, are those beavers on your pants? –6 Train 20-something preppy girl on cell: Whenever I'm cheating on my boyfriend, I take off my pants and pretend to be an albino bunny. –Central Park Overheard by: that one girl Guy on cell: If I don't get in her pants tonight, I'm gonna fuck you up! –1st Ave Aging drag queen to friend: It's much better than sick obsessions with blond males between the ages of 18 and 25 who always take their pants off to play GameCube. –The Village Overheard by: Amused NYU Tischie
Teenage girl: My mom is always reminding me to lock my door because you got to worry about the bloods and the clots. –Uptown 2 Train Emo chick: So he goes to this party and he does it with this old guy. He pretty much went home with a bloody butthole. –Roseland Ballroom Overheard by: charlotte Suit on cell: Never in my life have I seen that much blood in the trunk of a car. –82nd & 3rd Overheard by: Karyn Small Asian girl to large drag queen: So then he, like, bit off his tongue and nearly bled to death. (long pause) Or maybe I was just high. –Elevator, Brooklyn
Drunk gay college student, seeing drag queens crossing the street: Yay! Halloween! I love Halloween!
Drunk college friend: Oh my god! I love your costumes!
Drag queen, angrily: It ain't Halloween, bitch! This is every day! –18th & 8th
Queen #1: Well, you know she's bulimic now, right?
Queen #2: I know! It's so sad! Once she loses all that weight she's just going to figure out she has an ugly face. –N Train Overheard by: Andrea