Drunk girl: What, you think you have a 25-inch dick? I’m not afraid of a 25-inch dick! I haven’t seen your magnum dick! Show me your magnum dick! Take a magnum condom and put it on a corn cob! I didn’t see your magnum dick! [Gets on train.] Diiick! Maybe there are some babies on the train, so I’ll be quiet. They don’t know what a big dick is. [Points at female riders] But they know what a big dick is! They know why they didn’t get on the train! I’m not afraid of a big dick! I didn’t see his big dick! [To male rider] You’re not afraid of a big dick, are you? If I had a big dick, I would push it up on someone. I wouldn’t care if they didn’t want it. [More people get on.] You’re not afraid of a big dick, Sparkly Jacket Man! Sparkly Jacket! You like a big dick, Hot Blue-Jacket Girl? It’s the holidays! We should have cheer! Let’s pray! Pray to Christ! Dear Christ and your big dick, you thrust forth and created this great nation with your sperm, Christ. Pray with me to Christ and his big dick!
Women having own convo: Yeah, so Jerry Seinfeld is coming, and my boss wanted me to get tickets.
Drunk girl: Ohhh, Seinfeld is coming! You guys like a big dick? Christmas spirit! I love all y’all. I want to give every one of you a kiss on the cheek! And a glass of champagne! Christmas spirit! With your big dick!
Overheard by: Anna