Girl: I can’t, like, believe I’m in this, like, fucking crazy, weird AA subculture! –25th and 3rd Overheard by: Megan Buckley
Employee: I bring my beer in the shower with me and I put it on the ledge so it doesn’t get wet. Sometimes I also have a couple of shots in the kitchen. –Office, Midtown Overheard by: Jenny Rogers
Hangover: So we made him do 4 shots of Jager and he woke up with chicken on his pillow. –Fordham Overheard by: Petey
Into an intercom, a drunk girl yells: I know you don’t want to see me, but I’m downstairs! –Avenue A & 3rd Street Overheard by: Sebastian Forsythe
Drunken passenger: Someone farted up in here. Shit smell like AIDS, man. –W Train
Drunk Skank #1: …cause that’s what we’re celebrating.
Drunk Skank #2: What’re we celebrating?
Drunk Skank #1: The Bush/Cheney thing.
Drunk Skank #2: Oh yeah! –49th and Broadway Overheard by: Anne C.
Drunk Girl: Ha ha, I’m talking so loud. I’m making such ear pollution.
Drunk Guy: Nooo, it’s called noise pollution…
Drunk Girl: But like, what is noise pollution?
Drunk Guy: I dunno…I think it’s like when you’re vulgar, so I try not to curse all the time. That way, when I say like “oh fuck” everyone will be all like “Whoaaaaaa.” –NYU Dorm Elevator Overheard by: Stephanie
Drunk Claire: Steph, we’ve been best friends for, like, 15 years now. You are like, totally my very best friend, but I wish you could, like, make more time for me, you know? Like, I know you have your grandmother’s party coming up and all–
Drunk Steph: Claire, my grandmother died 4 years ago. –West Village
Guy: Of course I’ve drank kerosene. But it wasn’t like I used a cup, though. I used a siphon. –Astoria Overheard by: Stephie Russell
Drunk Girl: I’m really glad you made it out tonight.
Sober Guy: I’m really glad you’re going home. He closes her cab door and walks away. –Bleecker St. Overheard by: Stephie Russell