Woman on cell: He wouldn’t know where the hell my G-spot was if it hit him in the face with female ejaculation.
Overheard by: albus severus
Garage attendant: Sex is better when you’re all sweaty. If she can’t grab your ass, she’ll slide right off!
–Parking garage, Edgecombe Ave
Overheard by: Lalaith
Frat boy: … So I look down and I see vagina juices all down the side of my pants.
–NYU dining hall
Old Russian lady blows nose into her palm and flings it behind her, almost hitting black woman.
Black woman: Lady, you got to watch what you’re doing! You can’t be doin’ that shit! You almost hit me with your snot!
–Queens Blvd, Rego Park
Dentist: Wow, your saliva just spurted like a whale!
–10th & 3rd
Overheard by: Rose Fox
Woman in dressing room: There’s a booger on the wall in here. I wonder what the proper etiquette is for this.
–MEXX, 5th Ave
Overheard by: Sarah