Bird’s Eye for the Straight Guy

Man digging through trash can: Hey, this shirt isn’t bad. I could use it for my bird. –Spring St. Overheard by: Megan Buckley

Lady In Red

Woman (wearing red pants & with red fingernails): I just made the greatest discovery: if I always dress in red, then I will always match and always look good! I’m now in the middle of getting rid of all my old clothing and buying only red clothing. – Subway

I Get More Action With Them

Schoolgirl: I’m the only one at school that wears wild stockings. –M79 Bus Overheard by: Fred Weiner

Malice Goes to Style Court

Walkie Talkie: Style for Lori. You’ve got a guest freaking out upstairs. Get up here. –Style Court Plaintiff Room

Go Back to Your Third World Country!

Woman: I don’t know about this one, it’s not so Nebraska. –Anthropology

..And This is How They Undress

12 year old chick: You see? I told you! This is how the grown-ups dress. –East Village

Don’t Ask About the Peanut Butter

Waiter: I’ve got chocolate all over my pants! –Cold Springs

Paging Paul Hogan

Man wearing fork bracelet (to woman wearing fork bracelet): Oh my God! Is that an actual fork? –Union Square North

Queer Eye for the Homeless Guy

A sharply dressed woman offers a pair of gloves to a hobo: Sir, could you use these?
Hobo: Lady, you should know better. Those don’t match my outfit. –23rd & 7th

NYers on the Issues: Shoes

Hispanic girl on cell: I don’t care what shoes you’re wearing, you’re still Puerto Rican! –92nd & Broadway Woman: When a girl tells a guy she likes his shoes, that means she wants to fuck him. –Delancey St.