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And I Haven’t Told My Parents about Us Yet

Guy #1: Dude, I was rockin’ pink American Apparel briefs and brown pants and pink and brown-striped socks when I hung out with her! Chicks dig that attention to detail, man.
Guy #2: Keep it down, man! You sound like a fucking faggot. –Whole Foods, 14th St Overheard by: lil pirate