Archive for the ‘Fashionistas’ Category

Is a Beak a Nose?

Hipster, looking at menu: Chicken fingers?
Corporate fashionista: Great! Even though I’m a vegetarian.
Hipster: Then why did you say ‘great’?
Corporate fashionista: I’ll eat some.
Hipster: … Then how are you a vegetarian?
Corporate fashionista: I just try not to eat anything with a face.

–Sidewalk Cafe, 6th & Ave A

Um, It’s a Mistake to Have Sex with Dead Clothes?

Smug fashionista: My god, that’s a fashion faux pas if I ever saw one.
Confused companion: Oh, did she kill fashion again?
Smug fashionista: Not only did she kill fashion again, but she raped it after killing it! She’s like… like… the necrophiliac of haute couture or something…. Wait. What the fuck am I talking about?!

–Madison Ave

Overheard by: Minnie Sukthankar-Romanovich