Archive for the ‘Fashionistas’ Category

Um, It’s a Mistake to Have Sex with Dead Clothes?

Smug fashionista: My god, that’s a fashion faux pas if I ever saw one.
Confused companion: Oh, did she kill fashion again?
Smug fashionista: Not only did she kill fashion again, but she raped it after killing it! She’s like… like… the necrophiliac of haute couture or something…. Wait. What the fuck am I talking about?!

–Madison Ave

Overheard by: Minnie Sukthankar-Romanovich

Wednesday One-Liners Are All About the Benjamins

Fashionista: I’m not ready for a rich man.

–East Village Woman: Yeah, he’s got money. Like, when Michael Jackson tried to buy the Elephant Man? That kind of money. Giraffe money! –Uptown 6 train 3-Year-Old: My daddy makes a lot of money so my mommy and me can live the life we want to live. –Playground, DUMBO Overheard by: grimrosary Salesperson: Yeah, so he was like, “That’s what it means to be rich. I can buy whatever makes me and my fiancé happy. I can buy her all the Harry Potter memorabilia that she wants.” –Paragon Sports, 18th & Broadway Overheard by: LSB Wall-Street-Intern chick: So, if the weather is bad here in the Hamptons I may just fly to California or South Beach for the weekend. Hopefully nobody at work will need me because I may have to get a flight on Friday morning. You know, I have to do what’s fiscally feasible for me…and by “me”, I mean my parents. –D train Overheard by: I hope she reads this, and then dies… Male customer to deli worker: Do you know where can I get a fake Rolex with counterfeit money? –19th & 6th Overheard by: Hobo Hank Little girl, talking for a teddy bear with a stocking over its head, to another teddy bear: Give me all your money! –Goodwill