Girl on cell: I was like, “Back up, bitch. Get off your high horse and don’t ever talk to me again.” Such a bitch. And the thing is, she’s not even cute. Like, she has no right! She’s a fucking bitch, and she’s ugly! It’s one thing to be a bitch, but to be one when you’re ugly? You just don’t do that. –19th & Broadway Aspiring fashionista: I don’t know what I’d do if I had a kid and it was ugly. I’d probably die of embarassment or something. Maybe I should adopt. Can you, like, ask the adoption people to give you a good-looking child or something? –SoHo Flight attendant: We will be dimming the cabin lighting, as it greatly improves the attractiveness of your in-flight crew. –JetBlue flight, JFK Overheard by: Josh Barro Father, to kids: Good job, guys! So [the doctor] says you’re ugly, but healthy. –Pediatrics office, Tribeca Buff girl on cell: Yeah, well, she accused me of being mean. She insulted this new dress I was wearing at the party and was all like, “Ew that is so ugly,” which was kinda bitchy, don’t you think? So I told her, “That’s because it would look like shit on you.”…Whatever. It’s true. –NYSC, Whitestone Overheard by: Karen
Girl #1: Is your sweater cashmere?
Girl #2: Yeah. Well, cashmere blend.
Girl #1: Blend? That doesn’t count. God, you’re such a bitch. –Union Square Overheard by: Kate Elizabeth Queram
Fashionista #1: Oh my God. I am so tired!
Fashionista #2: Me too. Let’s make this quick because I totally want to go home like right now.
Fashionista #1: Okay. You know, I think the key to a successful shopping trip is spending only a couple of hours at each store.
Fashionista #2: Definitely. Anything more just makes my blood sugar get too low, you know? –Macy’s fitting rooms, West 34th Street Overheard by: Lindsay
Guy #1: …So I say to him, “For the last time, give me back my robocock!”, ya know? He still has my robocock.
Guy #2: How long has he had it?
Guy #1: See, that’s not the point. He’s a bastard in retro clothing. –7th & Bleecker Overheard by: Deadboy
Fashion girl #1: Today should be Friday.
Fashion girl #2: Seriously. It feels like Friday.
Fashion girl #1: It would be fabulous if today was Friday.
Fashion girl #2: Fuck tomorrow. –95th & 3rd Overheard by: Sam J
Fashionista: …he was amazing! It’s so rare to find a man familiar with Dr. Hauschka’s.
Queer: You’re in Chelsea, hon. –18th St. bet. 7th & 8th Overheard by: alicia
Girl #1: She’s so lucky. I mean, she works for Oscar de la Renta.
Girl #2: Yeah, and she has a clause in her pre-nup that allows her husband to divorce her if her feet become disgusting. I’m jealous. –Fashion Ave. elevator
Truck driver: Hey you!…Honey…yeah, you…you’re number one…you’re the best of the day, you win! –Long Island City Woman: I don’t usually spend $40 on chapstick, but I really wanted it. –1st & 52nd
Fashion girl: Do you want to go to a talk about The Gates next week?
Fashion guy: Sure, some of my best friends are gates. –F train