Archive for the ‘Fighting and ass kicking’ Category

The Bedwetting She’s Made Her Peace With

Woman: …I am just trying to figure out why you thought it was okay for you to pack for a weekend at my parents’ home, in a backpack.
Man: What’s wrong with my backpack? You know I don’t own an overnight bag.
Woman: How can your only alternative be a fucking backpack? You can’t understand how that would be embarrassing for me? Jesus, Adrian, you’re 37 years old and you’re still traveling with a backpack? –70th & 3rd Overheard by: K. Bumsted

Wednesday One-Liners Lay the Smack Down

Big guy on phone: … All I’m sayin’ is that’s wrong, man — you hit an ol’ woman, and you’re a boxer! –151st & Amsterdam Overheard by: Thin walls Guy on cell: So, wait — you punched her or slapped her? In the face?! Oh. Ow… Yeah, that’s still not appropriate. –N 6th St, Brooklyn Overheard by: j Angry guy on cell: This guy laid a fucking warrant on me for beating up crackheads! –168th & Fort Washington Ave Overheard by: RR Five-year-old girl to seven-year-old brother: I’ll punch your Adam’s apple straight down your throat! –Graham Ave bus station Black girl on rising escalator, to friend: If he says anything to me, I’m gonna kick him in the ding-ding and then run! –Broadway East station Overheard by: Subwaysurfer

The White Devil's Wednesday One-Liners

Older black man to nobody in particular: Ain't nothin' done changed in two-hundred years! White folks is still goin' round makin' a mess and then makin' a black man come in and clean up after them… –Post Office, Gun Hill & Jerome, The Bronx Asian girl: Do white people eat sandwiches for dinner? –Grand Central Overheard by: Spec Black teen girl: If a sister is feeding a white bitch, you know she is fucked up. –T.G.I. Friday's Overheard by: Chris K Black chick: But can a Frenchman be a honky? –Park Slope, Brooklyn Overheard by: Hunter Linguistically savvy hobo: The term "cracker" originated from a man named Robert Whitely. It was used to refer to people as "white trash". –37th & 3rd Latina woman to elderly mother: We gonna find you a seat soon, mami. If I gotta beat up white bitches… Let's go. –3rd & 1st Overheard by: j