Archive for the ‘Gangstas’ Category

Wednesday One-Liners Say “Toro, Toro, Taxi!”

Little girl to father, about pedestrian sign: But I don't want to be a pedestrian! I want to be famous! –17th & Irving (pedestrians are crossing when they aren't supposed to. One almost gets hit by a taxi)
Female traffic cop to taxi driver: Next time, just go ahead and run them over. –Columbus Circle Overheard by: momes Homeless man directing traffic in middle of street: I killed 20,000 people, I ain't afraid of no car! I killed 20,000 people, I ain't afraid of no car! –Jerry Orbach St Gangster walking in front of Range Rover: Fuck it, if I'ma getting hit by a car, I'ma getting hit by a nice car. –Broadway & Houston Tourist driving car: I don't give a fuck if you own the world! I'm running your ass over! –Financial District Overheard by: lex

God! The Sense of Entitlement These Kids Have

Teacher #1: What do they want me to do with my students? They expect me to be able to teach them and they are always late or absent.
Teacher #2: Yeah, my students are always getting shot or something and then they want special treatment and a make-up test.
Teacher #1: Yeah, I know what you mean — they must be gang members. –86th & Broadway

You Really Don't Want to Read Weird Endearments from Your Friends

Ghetto kid #1: Yo, bro, stop textin' me!
Ghetto kid #2, across the street: Bro, I'm not tryin' to text you, I'm tryin' to text my bitch, but your number is right under my bitch's number, so when I'm tryin' to text my bitch, I text you instead!
Ghetto kid #1: Bro, just stop textin me!
Ghetto kid #2: I'm tryin' to text my bitch! –94th St & Amsterdam Overheard by: NOT his bitch either

Lab Class is FUN!

Gangsta kid #1: What, the whole worm? You gotta be kidding, man.
Gangsta kid #2: Yeah, all of it! All eight fucking inches of it!
Gangsta kid #3: You gotta be shitting us. That ain’t possible.
Gangsta kid #2: I ain’t kidding! Ask her if ya don’t believe me! –2 train Overheard by: Olga

Taking a Knife is the new Taking a Bullet

Guy: Yo, it’s not like a religion or nothin’. More like a nation, really. I’m tellin’ you, we got our own rules. We respect each other.
Girl #1: Are you sure it’s not a religion?
Guy: Nah. Like for example, if some guy tried to stab my friend, I’d jump in and take that blade for him. I’d do that for him.
Girl #2: That’s respect. –B Train Overheard by: Dominic