Archive for the ‘Gays and Lesbians’ Category

Not That There’s Anything Wrong With Wednesday-One-Liners

Girl: Someone just needs to push him off the gay cliff, ‘cuz he’s not jumpin!

–Varick &Vandam


Ghetto girl
: I seen Whoopie Goldberg’s daughter! She a lesbian, light-skinned, and she bad!


–9th Ave & 16th St

Overheard by: david hyman


Darrell Hammond
: It’s only queer if you’re on the bottom.


–Fordham

Overheard by: Jess McGins


Angry man on cell
: This is exactly why I don’t date bisexual guys!


–3rd Ave & 9th St


Girl on cell
: I still don’t get why you dumped him. Just ’cause you’re a lesbian and he’s got that thing for unicorns doesn’t mean you wouldn’t have been cute together.


–2nd & A


Thug
: So I was eating that bitch out, and yo, yo, she told me that she was a lez…A lesbian yo! A lesbian!


–Manhattan Ave & 103rd St

Overheard by: Carol – walking slowly so as to hear the rest


Queer
: My friend Carol has been dating gay guys for years and fails to realize it until it’s too late!


–Jamaica Ave and 150th St

Overheard by: Rodney-Rod


I Was Born a Wednesday, but I Identify With One-Liners

Guy to girlfriend and friend: Goddammit, neither one of you is a gay man trapped in a woman's body.

–8th & 9th

Overheard by: cracking up

Girl on cell: Are all she-males gay? Cause if they're into women, sign me up.

–Astor Place

Teen on cell: Dudes have, like, purses here…

–110th & Broadway

Overheard by: Al-master

Guy to friend: She's not a tranny, but she's, y'know: tran-y.

–Grand St & Bedford Ave

Overheard by: KateM

Man on cell: You and I are both complex women. It's more complicated than that.

–21st St & 8th Ave

Overheard by: Ben