A Jewish Hipster? For Real?

Hipster Girl: Hipsterism was made for Jewish guys and Asian Girls. – Williamsburg

You Should See What I Stuck in the Drain

Girl: …And you hadda stick your damn FINGER down the toilet! –28th bet. 3rd and Lex Overheard by: Megan Buckley

Chivalry Ain’t Dead

Chick: He bumped against me. He said, “I’m sorry.” I said, “That’s OK.” I didn’t realize he was shoving me out of the way to take my seat! –F Train

Define “Fame”

Chick: It’s the biggest Wal-Mart in Arkansas. That’s their claim to fame. –Tennessee Mountain, SoHo

Good Old Mullethead

Twit: What’s that song Richard Marx sang?
Chick: Right Here Waiting.
Twit: There’s another one.
Chick: I don’t know.
Twit: It’s going to drive me crazy until I remember. Oh wait! I know! Right Here Waiting for You!
Chick: That’s the same song. –Winnie’s, Chinatown

It’s Enough to Drive You to Drink

Girl: I can’t, like, believe I’m in this, like, fucking crazy, weird AA subculture! –25th and 3rd Overheard by: Megan Buckley

I Get More Action With Them

Schoolgirl: I’m the only one at school that wears wild stockings. –M79 Bus Overheard by: Fred Weiner

Malice Goes to Style Court

Guy: Who would you rather have sex with? The girl with the lazy eye or the fat chick?
Girl: Lazy eye.
Guy: Yeah, she’s got a good body. –Style Court Audience Overheard by: Tibbie X

Fun with the Gentler Sex

Chick: …and the next thing I knew, I kicked her ass three times. –Lolita Bar

Bookstore Fun

Strand Girl: Hey, Beth!
Beth: Yeah?
Strand Girl: Phone call.
Beth: Who is it?
Strand Girl: It’s Christopher, posing as an English person. –The Strand basement, Broadway & 12th St.