Man in a thick British accent: There isn’t a town of Leeds in England. I’m from the CITY of Leeds. — Opening night party for an off-Broadway show in Link
Young Woman: Are you part Italian?
Older Woman: I’m Italian by injection! –Private party, NYC
Yuppie: People at South Africa talk so much less racist than in NY. Everyone tells many more racist jokes in New York than in South Africa. –Sutton Place
Businesswoman: Even though they smoked like chimneys and drank like fish, whatever, the south of France and Italy used to be much healthier than us. –Midtown office
Black Man (to African Man): Where are you from? Why don’t you go back there, man? –Penn Station
Actor speaking on his cell phone on the subway: “I’m starring in a play called Andorra, about a fictional country in Europe.”
American Businessman: What are you doing in Mexico?
British Businessman: Drinking. Continuously. –Office, Midtown
Yuppie #1: I only went to Brazil for a month, but on my third day there I met her.
Yuppie #2: Women in South America are so hot. Especially Brazil and Spain. –Belgian Beer Bar, Greenwich Village
Gay teen: I told her that while she’s over there she has to find me a German boyfriend.
Gay teen: So he can dress up like a Nazi and we can play concentration camp fetish games.
Girl: Oh, right.
–Odessa, Ave. A
Preppy guy: She's half Mexican. Her father is from Spain.
Preppy girl: Wouldn't that make her half Spanish, not Mexican?
Preppy guy: What is the difference?
–83rd St & 2nd Ave