Archive for the ‘Google’ Category

Wireless Wednesday One-Liners

Aspiring hipster: All I need now is a tattoo and a MySpace and I’ll be set! –Oustide Around the Clock, 9th St & 3rd Ave Overheard by: Molly Blonde girl: Does anyone know if the subway has wireless connection? –1 train Girl on cell: Well, would you fix my computer for free? … What is it with guys who fix my computer wanting to be paid in sexual favors? You’re like the fourth guy to say that to me this year. –Penn Station Overheard by: Vicksburg Lady on cell: Well, have you asked him to close his MySpace account? Well, if he really loved you, he would close it! –28th St, between Madison & Park Overheard by: mommamoose Teen chick on cell: Yeah, it’s funny… Google it. Wait, do you guys even have Google in Florida? –54th & Park Overheard by: floridian passerby Teen chick: Oh my god! I am so putting that on the internet! –Times Square

Wednesday One-Liners Can’t Decide Which Coldplay Lyric to Put in Their Profiles

Teen girl: Wow! I just realized I haven’t been online all day! –34th & 6th Overheard by: Different Generation Middle-aged woman: 50% of the population is allergic to wheat. They just don’t know it. It’s true– I read it on the internet. –Port Authority Guy: You should start a fight with her on MySpace. –75th & Amsterdam Guy: I’m pretty sure my cat has Down’s syndrome…You can read about it on my MySpace blog. –Spice, Chelsea Overheard by: DJR Thug: MySpace is like crack, yo. I’m addicted to that shit. –F train Overheard by: Laurence Lau Girl: Google is, like, totally taking over the world! –Terminal 4, JFK Overheard by: Jess McGins Girl on cell: We need, like, a slutty web-designer friend we can bring in on this. –Harlem Overheard by: Buttons Scruffy dude: I should just bring her a bunch of photos of my ex-girlfriend and slam them down and be like, “Find one, just one of these, that you’re hotter than.” I can’t believe she wouldn’t give me her e-mail address. She must be out of her mind. I mean, just give me a fake one. Like, something at Anything! –54th & 10th Overheard by: Waiting for The Colbert Report Guy wearing t-shirt that says “You are so off my buddy list”: So I am thinking about creating another website that’s Jedi-friendly. –Penn Station Overheard by: Palmala Handerson