Archive for the ‘Government’ Category

…And, Frankly, You're Lucky I'm Even Talking to You.

Man needing help: I need to get my passport renewed before I leave for a trip out of the country next week.
Lady at post office: We can expedite it, and you can have your new passport in two weeks.
Man needing help: But I'll be back from my trip to Mexico in less than two weeks.
Lady at post office: Well, we can expedite it and you'll get your passport back in two weeks. –Post Office, Grand Central Overheard by: Adam Lazarus

Wednesday One-Liners for Ralph Nader… Not!

Sorority chick leaving a democratic rally where hillary clinton spoke: God, they all sounded so political! –Wagner College 5 year-old boy (to his mother): Is it true that obama's going to raise taxes? –Union Square Overheard by: Jen Woman on cell: I'm trying to find joe sixpack. (pause) no, I don't know joe sixpack. –98th & Broadway Several middle-aged, wealthy #40 something upper east side ladies at the dinner table next to us at a french restaurant, discussing politics. The last point on sarah palin: "her hair's fine, her glasses are fine, her clothes are ok but I'm sorry, she's a fucking loser." –Jacques Brasserie — Upper East Side Overheard by: Lindsey Miller Drunk girl: "if lil' wayne was president, things would be running much more smoothly." –E Houston St & Lafayette St, Overheard by: Teddy "my cousin said that obama is the antichrist."
"that's mad rude, right?" –M66 Overheard by: Charley