Hobo: I never should have left Kansas City. –85th between 2nd & 3rd
Pretentious snob lady: New York is soooo Vegas these days. –Times Square
Girl: I’m, like, the token one. I’m the only lesbo there! –West 4th and 6th Ave Overheard by: Jamie
Lady Lawyer: He says, ‘She doesn’t appreciate me.’ Come on, you’re in prison. What’s she going to appreciate, that you made her a personalized license plate? –Starbucks, Wall St.
Businesswoman: It’s mighty ducky today.
Hobo: Quack! –Wall Street
A man throws a paper coffee cup on the ground, walks a few steps, then shouts: Clean that shit up! –45th & 6th A bag lady approaches a stranger and says: You gotta stop lyin’ to people. –110th & Broadway
German tourist: You can’t smoke inside and you can’t drink outside. What the hell do you people do in New York City? –Carroll Gardens Overheard by: Christopher
Very Straight Guy: Hey, it’s not like I’m giving Ellen DeGeneres a claddagh ring! –Jeremy’s Ale House Overheard by: Megan Buckley
Pastry Shop Worker: Is anyone willing to give up their seat for a girl that has to stand on her feet all day?
Train Riders: [SILENCE]
Pastry Shop Worker: Come on, all you guys just go sit in front of your computers every day, how damn hard is that? I have to make shit for people and stand on my feet all day. You people are so selfish! –6 Train
Crazy Old Lady: I can’t do it. What could I do? Do you want to kill me? –Bensonhurst