Archive for the ‘Ground Zero’ Category

Law and Order and Wednesday One-liners

Guy on cell: …yeah, and then I got arrested. So what’s up with you? –Brooklyn Heights Cop: Man, there’s a lot of Grade A ass out here today! –Ground Zero Guy: Don’t feel bad, honey. I’d say that one out of every 8 guys is a convicted arsonist. –Union Square Cop: Man, I hate going to the bathroom. You gotta take all this stuff off! –Barnes & Noble, 22nd Street Overheard by: Tommy Raiko

Wednesday One-Liners in Tasseled Loafers

Suit: There are two kinds of people in this world: Those with MBAs from Harvard, and us. –6th & 55th Overheard by: Dan Agitated suit on cell: A dime is worth less than a dime. A dime is worth less than a dime! –Starbucks, Times Square Overheard by: Ladle Suit to another: People are stupid, and the ones that aren't stupid are dumb! –Madison & 49th Suit: So Jake had this Mustang, right? And then every time he'd go to the circus they'd treat him like shit. –59th & Lexington Overheard by: i'll take the mustang Suit to sandwich maker: Give me one with extra juice, so I can let it drip down my chin. –Deli, 33rd & 7th Suit on cell: That's stupid! Just put it in a bag and throw it in the river! –23rd & Lexington Overheard by: tallnawkward