Archive for the ‘Heroin’ Category

Isn’t It Time You Talked to Your Kids About Wednesday One-Liners?

Creepster: Hey there… do you like drugs? … How about Gandhi? –Chambers &and West Broadway Girl on cell: So I opened the envelope on the train… Yeah it was heroin. –W 46th Ave Bum: Excuse me! Hey, hey! Excuse me! Check it out! I am going to smoke crack all fucking night, and there isn’t anything anyone can do about it, because that’s what I’m going to do, I’m going to smoke so much crack! –West 4th at Washington Square Park Overheard by: Cory Guy to hungover girl: Everyday you look more and more like you do heroin. –Relish Bar & Grill Preppy dude: I like doing drugs too much to be a Buddhist. –Arlene’s Grocery Mom to ten-year-old son: … But that’s like saying heroin is the only drug to try! –14th St & 9th Ave

Wednesday One-Liners Are My Anti-Drug

Hot black girl: Where did summer go? Now we're all back to wearing glasses and snorting Adderall… or taking it with water. –24th St & 3rd Ave Guy to friend: If I just gave up speed I'd totally be getting more ass. –Bleecker & LaGuardia Overheard by: Jack Guy to another: Yeah, so you take a gram of coke, then mix it with a ground-up Xanax, then mash up an E. Then you put it all into pill form, and down it with a Sparks! –N Train Architecture professor: Everything in moderation… except for heroin. Heroin, you go for the gusto. –Pratt Institute Overheard by: Denali

Wednesday One-Litters

Little girl to mother: I don't wanna be a lawyer anymore, when I grow up I wanna be a cat! –Chelsea Woman to friend: I mean, he's just so anti-social! He has like 19 cats! –Lafayette & Prince Girl to friend: My cat is a flaming homosexual. –34th & 5th Girl: And so she says, "let's follow the cat!" So we do, and the cat leads us to a pile of heroin! –Cafeteria, Barnard College

…So I'll Ask Their Names First.

Preppy white girl, about friend's shirt: I wanna party like a rock star!
Punk guy friend: So you want to play a show, shoot up heroin, fuck a stranger, then do it all again in another state the next night?
Preppy white girl: I don't wanna fuck strangers! –Queensboro Plaza Overheard by: diex-romantic

Towelie: I Am So Wednesday One-Linered Right Now

Wide-eyed woman on cell: Is it the drugs that are doing this to me? –St Mark's & Ave A Guy going superfast on a bike with eyes closed and feet on handlebars: Oh, man, I'm trippin'! Oh, god, I'm shroomin'! –Delancey St Professor: Take that Ritalin-Scotch-heroin cocktail… With a pop-tart! –Pratt Institute Overheard by: Denali Flyer guy: Anyone want to help support my drug habit? –Times Square Girl with group of friends: You can be a responsible drug addict… I had two jobs and went to college. –Jane & 4th St Overheard by: M Tod Barnard girl: So my grandparents gave me one of those Visa gift card things for $50 for Valentine's Day… What the fuck am I going to spend $50 on, if it's not drugs? –The Diana Center, Barnard College Stephen Colbert, after flubbing a line during filming: I'm high. (audience laughs) Don't blog that! –Colbert Report Studios, 54th St Overheard by: Allison