Hipster Dude: That reminds me of the invention of penicillin.
Hipster Chick: Uh huh.
Hipster Dude: You see they discovered penicillin when they observed…
Hipster Chick: Uh huh.
–Ave A and 6th St.
Overheard by: Cityrag.com
Archive for the ‘Hipsters’ Category
The dirtiest song ever
Female Hipster, singing: Boom boom boom, let’s go back to my room…
Male Hipster: I remember when that song came out–that was the dirtiest song imaginable!
– Lolita
I have that record
Hipster: Hey, that’s my favorite song! It’s by Philip Glass! – Alt.coffee, after employee stopped a CD playing in the background that had skipped and repeated the same sound for a few minutes.
They wouldn’t want you either
Hipster: I wouldn’t smoke to go into that health food store – Bedford Ave, outside health food store
Clark Kent cum Superman!
Hipster: That’s the phone booth where I lost my virginity! – Bedford Ave, Williamsburg
It’s dark because you can’t afford it
Hipster: “I just returned from the dark side” – Hipster getting off Bedford L into cell phone
A Jewish Hipster? For Real?
Hipster Girl: Hipsterism was made for Jewish guys and Asian Girls. – Williamsburg
A unique vocabulary
Hispter eating in Bonita in Williamsburg: “…and they have their own vocabulary, using phrases like, ‘hanging out.’”
Blackout in Williamsburg
Hipster screamed out: “Michael Bloomberg has electricity now!”
Providential New England
Hipster in Williamsburg: I’ve traveled all around the providentials of New England.