Hipster: I went to a Polish beauty pageant last night in Brooklyn. It totally blew my brains apart. –Williamsburg
Man: …I’m a real East Village type of guy. I mean, I have a bird that talks. –East Village
Hispter eating in Bonita in Williamsburg: “…and they have their own vocabulary, using phrases like, ‘hanging out.’”
Hipster screamed out: “Michael Bloomberg has electricity now!”
Hipster in Williamsburg: I’ve traveled all around the providentials of New England.
Hipster: Man, it’s like…SoHo’s becoming the next Williamsburg. –SoHo
Hipster #1: I’m really into Bossa Nova.
Hipster #2: I like her, too! What was the name of her hit song? The one that goes [starts humming] –Yuppietown
Hipster #1: People in France are so fucked up.
Hipster #2: Not all of them. Only 20%.
Hipster chick: Ugh, dolls. Dolls are so creepy. I’m never letting my kid have a doll. Drugs, yes. Dolls, no. –UES
Hipster: Jesus! This place is worse than Austin seven years ago! –Bedford St. Station, Williamsburg Overheard by: K.