Archive for the ‘Hipsters’ Category

Teaching the Indie Kids to Overhear Again

Indie guy: There are so many people here I know from MySpace, but none of them will look me in the face. –Knitting Factory, Leonard Street Guy: God, why is there always something with this place? Who are all of these lame yuppies here?
Girl: Who the fuck knows? But man, I swear, until White people learn how to dance, I am sooo boycotting shows at the Knitting Factory… –Knitting Factory, Leonard Street Overheard by: astralgirl01

Wednesday One-Liners in Smell-O-Vision

Hipster girl: I’d rather face the stigma of buying feminine hygiene products than face the stigma of having a stinky hoo-ha. –13th St & 5th Ave Overheard by: agreed Girl: Remember Diana? Stinky Diana? She’s back, and she’s getting married. –West 47th & 8th Ave Overheard by: Peter G Chick: If I’m going to play beer pong, I need to be fragrant. –Sammy’s, 11th St & 6th Ave Overheard by: McF Little boy to dad: I don’t want to go to Africa! I don’t want to smell the camels! –5th Ave & Park Pl, Park Slope Voice on intercom: The Children’s Section is closed due to… that smell. –NY Public Library, East 96th St Overheard by: Diane Chick: So, did you smell your toilet paper? –MoMA cafe Overheard by: Sweettart

Let's Get Ready to Wednesday One-Liiiiiiiiiiner!

Chick on cell: It attacked me this morning. I attacked it this afternoon. –113th St Overheard by: Wild Dog Boy Six-year-old boy on train platform to grown man eyeing him: Stop looking at me or I'm going to beat you up! –NJ Transit Overheard by: Turning away now. Hipster on cell: Wait…so he hit you with the broom first, right? –60th & Lex Overheard by: Easy Does It Shopper on her cell: If one of these little kids steps on my toes one more time I'm gonna pinch the motherfuckers. –Ikea in Red Hook Woman in bathroom: No, there's no toilet paper. You wanna throw down? –Port Authority