Archive for the ‘Hitler/Nazis’ Category

Wednesday One-Liners Involve a Lot Of Concentration

Film Nazi: The Holocaust did give us some good movies. –Penn Station Overheard by: Tom and Katie Suit on cell : And they were playing loud Nazi music. –Lincoln Center Hip dude on cell, very casually: Sieg heil, my friend, sieg heil. –Queens. Girl: If it's about the Holocaust, it's going to get me hard… Not where I was going with that. –55th & 3rd Overheard by: seeareuh

Wednesday One-Liners Can't Go under 50 MPH or They'll Explode

30-something guy to friend: It's just like I always say! The Germans should've bombed New York! –8th St Guy with rainbow bead necklace, about protesters of Scientology: Nobody gets the point across without explosions. –Outside Richard Rodgers Theater Overheard by: Unlucky at Lotto Man at Yankee parade: C'mon guys! Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? –Broadway & Murray Street Overheard by: Kat Woman: The last time I blew up my nether regions. –Imperial Theater, 57th

Flying a Plane Into Something Is Always the Answer

Male office drone #1: So what do you think of them building a mosque by the World Trade Center?
Female office drone #1: I feel it's disrespectful. I have Muslim friends and I know they're not all terrorists, but there's mourning families to think about.
Male office drone #2: Why don't we put a statue of Hitler in Times Square? There might be some Germans who would want to pray to him.
Female office drone #2: Let them put up a mosque there and then fly a plane into it. Show them how it feels. (others look shocked) Not a manned plane, you know. One of those drones. –Dunkin' Donuts, Lower Broadway Overheard by: Big Larry

Reform Wednesday One-Liners

Black guy on cell: Broadway is all gays and Jews and frankly I am sick of it. –47th St & 8th Jewish son: I did not call the rabbi to have him check up on you! –Penn Station Overheard by: NosyMormon Suit on cell: Oh yes, I know all about you. You do crazy things. You eat rice on Pesach. –Fancy Restaraunt, 79th St Hobo: I bet if I put up a sign that said "hungry Jew," I'd be getting a ton of money thrown at me. –98th St & Broadway Old Jewish woman, exiting store with young woman: I know it's silly, but it was German. They killed six million Jews in Germany. I don't like to buy things that were made in Germany. –Queens 20-something girl to friend: That Jew laid the spank on her! –30th Ave, Astoria

The Final Solution to Wednesday One-Liners

College girl to friend: So I was looking through all my pictures… You know, all my pictures of Nazis. –Central Park Overheard by: ruegah NYU film student to another, looking at picture of French actor Benoit Magimel: He's hot in that Hitler Youth kind of way. –NYU Tisch Building Guy to friend: Killing zombies is the new killing Nazis. –1 Train Overheard by: Preston Random hipster: Sometimes I think Hitler was right. –Music Hall of Williamsburg Borders employee: I'm sorry, ma'am, we do have books about Hitler, but they're all for children. –Borders