Into an unplugged phone, a hobo yells: Honey, honey, I told you not to call me in the office! –LES
Where: 42nd at 5th Ave. Hobo (to himself): Oh, so is that it? Every time you want to make me feel small, you throw Tiger Woods in my face?
Where: 14th St. Between 1st and 2nd Hobo: Everybody stand up. Stand up!
Hobo: Excuse me peoples, but can I get a dime or quarter?
College Student: Sorry, I can’t help you sir.
Hobo: Thanks a lot, whitey! –161st Street, The Bronx Overheard by: Peter Whalen
Hobo: I’ll let you blow smoke up my ass for a cheeseburger. –McDonald’s, West Midtown
Vagrant: Can you help a homeless man get something to eat? Huh? Ma’am? Did you say no? I can’t hear you!
Chinese Lady: No.
Vagrant: She said no! People, let me hear you! –6 Train
Hobo: …damn, this is some fucked up shit. Most fucked up shit I’ve ever seen. Motherfucker arguin’ with himself. Who argues with himself? Man, this is some fucked up shit… –West Village Overheard by: Matt Muscari
Hobo: Damn, that nigga be happier than a faggot in a bag of dick. –125th & Lexington
Businesswoman: It’s mighty ducky today.
Hobo: Quack! –Wall Street
Hobo: I never should have left Kansas City. –85th between 2nd & 3rd