Archive for the ‘Horny’ Category

It's a Small Wednesday One-liner, After All.

Hipster teenage girl: Holy crap, there's a midget! I love seeing midgets in the city. I always text my friends and say "there's a midget following me!" –Central Park Woman on cell: You and me can't eat twice. Midgets can eat twice. (pause) And babies can eat twice too! –5th Ave & 10th St Overheard by: Kody Theater teacher: Even though he was under four feet and she was over six feet, it wasn't that weird. I mean, that scene with the deep kissing, when the whole crew is watching, that was kind of… hot. (pause) No, no, I mean, I wasn't sitting there being like, "wow, this midget really turns me on!" I don't go on giantess. Come in my spare time… –Hunter College High School Sexy guy: Don't pretend you've never wondered what it would look like to see midgets make 600 chocolate casino dice. –Morningside Heights Overheard by: Ladle

Do Wednesday One-Liners Make You Hot?

20-something guy dressed as Edward Cullen for Halloween: So anyway, I walk in, and they are both sitting there, playing with each other's erections… –Bedford Ave & Berry St Overheard by: Marie Miller Barnes Ginger kid in audience, as photo of awkward Asian teen sticking banana in his mouth is projected on movie screen: I am definitely aroused. –Tisch School of the Arts Joggers to another: Raging hard-ons! –Prospect Park, Brooklyn Overheard by: Katie 20-something girl to another: How could he not go out with you? I mean, you gave him a boner at Relay For Life! –Union Square Overheard by: Becca

Wednesday One-Liners Keep It in the Family

Guy on cell: Well, right now my brother and my girlfriend share a bedroom. –Washington Square North Overheard by: Daniel Young nanny to six-year-old girl, crossing the street: What do you care about more, your brother or your scooter? –76th St & Central Park West Overheard by: Sonny Daughter to obnoxious mom: Just because you are a member of my family doesn't mean I won't backhand you. –NYU Coles Sports Center Overheard by: Maria Man to woman, while crossing street: Look, all I'm saying is there are a lot of men who like your sister even more then they like you–and that's saying a lot! –6th Ave & 13th St Overheard by: Wemily