Professor, seriously: Were you involved in the jelly bean incident? –Physics Hallway, Trinity School Overheard by: Siena CSR: Stale peeps are excellent! Now, that is one finely-aged peep. –Hudson & Houston Overheard by: Harriet Vane Man to friends sitting on bench: You either look at the girl or you look at the ice cream! –Outside Sundaes & Cones, 10th & 3rd Overheard by: The Girl Anonymous Cheerful gift shop clerk on phone: So I got my peanut buttercups and then Anne* saw me on the street and came up to me, and punched me in the face and was all "Give me a peanut buttercup!" and I said "but there are only two in the package and I was saving one for Robert*!" Then she punched me in the face again! –The Cloisters Overheard by: Rose Fox Greek waitress: Ice cream without whipped cream is like… girl without boyfriend! –Diner, Bay Ridge Overheard by: Jon A.
Girl swimming in the Hudson River: I'm afraid if I take a pee, I'll get a venereal disease!
–Hudson River & 26th St
Overheard by: Nellie
(student #1 loudly hacks up a lung, while everyone else turns around in horror)
Student #2: Whoa, what do you have, chlamydia or something? –11th Grade English Classroom, Bushwick Overheard by: The Teacher Angry drunk man to bemused drunk woman: I don't wanna fuck you, okay? I'm just saying I don't have genital warts! –Ave A & Houston Groaning guy on corner: I really don't want crabs… –53rd & 6th 20-something woman: Everybody has issues. They're like herpes one. –St. Mark's Overheard by: Ursula & Winifred
Hipster guy #1: I'm gonna be poor for a while.
Hipster guy #2: Forever.
Hipster guy #1: Forever, yeah. –Chinatown Bus, Holland Tunnel
Girl on cell: No I'm not bringing anything, this is not a date, it's 10 o'clock on a Friday night. I'm bringing my vagina, that's what I'm bringing. –Court St & 2nd Place Girl on cell: I mean, there's nothing obviously wrong with my vagina! –23rd & 7th Girl on bike: I feel like I've had a pencil up my vagina for 10 hours! –Hudson River Bike Path Distraught NYU student: I'm covered in vaginal cream. –NYU Dorm, Union Square Overheard by: Erica Fuld Hurried young guy on cell: Well, you can't just sniff anyone's vagina! –W 52nd b/w 9th & 10th Ave Gay on phone: But what does her vag look like? –Chelsea Overheard by: Liz
Drunk girl sitting on steps: The Hudson is better then the East River right?
Drunk girl: Yeah, it definitely is… There's less dead bodies in it. –Hudson River Boat Basin
Thuggette: She just went in there to scoop her vagina out and then she came back.
–Hudson River Park
Teenage girl on cell: Yeah, I got a Brazilian wax for the first time yesterday. And now I'm afraid of the power of my own vagina.
Overheard by: westchester girl
Adorable little girl: I was born in 2002, from my mom's vagina.
–New York Harbor
Overheard by: Barry P.
Man to woman: Ohhhh, is she the one with maggots in her vagina?
–51st & 9th
Overheard by: Highstein
Chick on cell: Tell her to put that in her pipe and smoke it. Or even better, in her vagina. (sarcastically) Ooh, penetration!
Overheard by: Poogins
Very large black man: My penis' jus' as impo-tant as her vagina.
Small meek white man: (nods in agreement or fear) –A Train
Chick in passenger’s seat: Is that a bird?
Boyfriend: Sounds like it’s fucking!
Chick: Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you? –Toll Booth, Henry Hudson Bridge Overheard by: bridgemaster
Guy #1: Look! Someone won the megamillion. I can’t believe we didn’t win that money.
Guy #2: I can’t believe we didn’t win those fuckin’ burritos…what the fuck is that? –Hudson & Charlton
Man #1: Do you live in New York?
Man #2: No.
Man #1: Go ahead. Take my spot. I see that statue every fucking day. –Cruise ship, Hudson River